Please quit telling me you hate all the places I’m suggesting. It is not my fault that you hi-jacked my best friend’s birthday and you have no idea what you’re doing when it comes to party planning. And just a quick reminder, sugar, it ain’t your birthday, its hers. So if you’re uncomfortable at a certain bar and she wants to go there, it really doesn’t matter. And one more thing: don’t you DARE try and introduce your new girlfriend to me, I can only be so polite.